Local Parcel Collection so your Mam never gets to see your new vibrator!

Parcel Motel CollectionThe number one concern of our customers is discretion. Some people are rightly totally paranoid about shopping with us in fear of a lack of discretion.

We have always tried to do our best here. We double pack every order (sometimes triple pack). We have no indication on the packages as to the contents or who shipping it.

Our billing is very discreet, all great and within our control. The weak link here though is once the parcel leaves our warehouse we start to lose control.

What if your flatmate accepts the parcel and opens it?

What if you are not home when your new vibrator arrives and your Mam opens it?

What if, What if, What If????

I’m sure you can imagine a hundred other scenarios that might and do occasionally happen. Most companies would say ‘Nothing to do with us, Sure what can we do about that?’

Well again at PlayBlue we want to try to make things even better. We’ve made our labelling better to include a “Private and Confidential – Addressee Only’ message which should warn off all but the most nosey people. We also alert you in a number of ways when the parcel ships including SMS and Email so you know when it will arrive.

But an easier solution is to use one of our local collection services. In this way you can be guaranteed no one will collect your parcel but you. It will never be left with a neighbour or family member and will be available for collection locally at a time convenient to you.

Let me explain the Collection Options we offer :-

Fastway Depot Collection – Our main courier offers a collection option where your parcel will arrive at your nearest Fastway Depot where you can collect it. There are 8 depots around the country so you are sure to be near one.

Parcel Motel – This is a nationwide network of secure post boxes that you can use to get your parcel delivered locally. It works by you registering with parcelmotel.com. Then using the PMID number they give you in the shipping address. Your Parcel will be routed through Parcel Motel to your chosen Parcel Motel location and with 100’s all over the country it will be local to you.

When the parcel arrives you are notified by SMS and you can collect your parcel 24/7. You don’t even interact with a deliveryman it couldn’t be more discreet.

Kilkenny Collect - Finally of course you can collect it from our Shop in Kilkenny if you are local. Always free and discreet.

All these delivery options are available at Checkout and you just choose the delivery option that suits you.

If you have any concerns about how discreet your delivery will be a great statistic I often throw out is that over 30% of PlayBlue deliveries are to work place addresses including Banks, Multinational’s like Google, Microsoft, Apple, IFSC & IBM, College’s, Hospitals and even Government Buildings (Sex toys relieves stress you know) so you can really be assured we do everything we possibly can to ensure we are 100% discreet. You can read about all our delivery options and also see a video our us packing an order on our delivery page.

But of course you should consider our collection options to be sure to be sure.

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